The Television Set

well tbph

re: Accidental Hipster & those modern day Pfunk smokers i posted

I once owned a "Metalliker" shirt and I almost always order the ice coffee when in a Starbucks or similar establishment.  and wear prescription sunglasses when i'm feeling xtra Pfunky

so yeah

step aside Aesop's Fables, because that 'moral of the story' is so true

#truefax

On this cold and frigid winter day, let us pray
to our lord George Parliament Clinton
who "ain't dead yet/lol oops/was thinking of Bowie, probably"
can i get a Hallay-loooyah brothrs and sistrs
and North Face™ Wearin' Carlos, son of Clinton

back when i used to smoke a lot, my brand was Lucky Strike

but no real reason why, they were just always available in the cigarette machines at the street corner lol

perhaps subconsciously, i was trying to be a 1940s post WW2 hipster

Massive Jeopardy fail

lmao, l cant believe they were all so confident with their wagers

no champion for you

lol if i were on that show, i'd wager real low

I'd get the Daily Double and be like "a buck fiddy, Alex"

l told you not to give him no damn tree fiddy

damn u ol lochnuss mONSAAAA

LOL wtf is this shit

makkukakanlahanhahana califonria

What is: it never rains in?

I'll take "Mouthwash & Coleslaw" for 3 Billion, Alecks

This powerful antiseptic, originally used as a disinfecting agent in the War Against Herpes, is available in 3 refreshing colors

What is Gremlins 2: The New Batch?


I'll take Absurd Stream of Herpes for 5 dolla, Al

This form of herpes, originally transmitted by cats and whorish orangutans shares it's namesake with a certain ''B. Anthony''

Who is Mariprat Von Susannabananagruber-Thrasherhoffens?


I'll take Herpes Simplex No. 2 Pencil for tree fiddy

Known for transmitting ''hand and knuckle herpes'' in the era of Hoof and Mouth disease, this number 2 pencil was the preferred writing utensil of a young James Garfield

What is Abe Lincoln's glow-in-the-dark curly straw at the Smithsonian?

I'll take a cheeseburger and fries for 666 Reichsmarks, bitte

Prehistoric search engine @ 10:46

Some of those moves look really raw for the 70s^

They was gettin d o w n

l mean some of it was almost hip hoppy tho son

raw

JRob&California wrote:Some of those moves look really raw for the 70s^

They was gettin d o w n

l mean some of it was almost hip hoppy tho son

raw

chck out dat killer fro @ 0:40

i'm just sayin

if i had a fro like that

there would be no need for a wallet

just keep errything in the fro ya knowwisc?

"go back to Seattle"  

lol why is she glued to the human xD HARD

LOL that happened to me a few years ago. This Carolina Wren smashed into my balcony door and was stunned for almost an hour, let me hold it and pet it. Errything was cool though, he/she finally flew off after chillin on the rail for a few more minutes