Samu L. Jackson (Would U Be Mad Edition)

I'd be REAL MAD SON and let me tell you why

you see, it all started on a sunny day back in 94...

to make a short story even shorter...

*dream flashback sequence*

Samu: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Stego Von Baconburgers: Which one is it?
Samu: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

Hey, check it out

The L. stands for Leroy

you really do learn something every day.

lol
see

what had happened was

l'm on a macbook and, brb

CaliforniaJRob wrote:lol
see

what had happened was

l'm on a macbook and, brb

lol

bbl, k?

I would like to introduce you to someone.

Stego Von Frostengruber wrote:

CaliforniaJRob wrote:lol
see

what had happened was

l'm on a macbook and, brb

lol

bbl, k?

I would like to introduce you to someone.  

He's an ostrich.


Just gotta make an email account for him and KABLAMMO that's when we will have 6 registered members.

Stego Von Frostengruber wrote:

CaliforniaJRob wrote:lol
see

what had happened was

l'm on a macbook and, brb

lol

bbl, k?

I would like to introduce you to someone.  

is it your lil fren

Stego Von Frostengruber wrote:

Stego Von Frostengruber wrote:

CaliforniaJRob wrote:lol
see

what had happened was

l'm on a macbook and, brb

lol

bbl, k?

I would like to introduce you to someone.  

He's an ostrich.


Just gotta make an email account for him and KABLAMMO that's when we will have 6 registered members.  

lmao

re brb:l'm at work chillin w my macbook all in front of me totally hidden by racks of medical records

so i'll be here all day/week ''ladies and gentleman, she's here all week''


and by my macbook l mean,  my mom's macbook that will soon by mine lol #bitchuknowyouaintgotnomacbook

mombook™

i never rly used Macintosh before except in school

who got the cooler logo?   the windows or the apple?

how about a third competitor logo....someone throwing an apple out of a window.  

needs a spokesperson, but i always say it's better to just play it safe with cartoon characters because you know they won't indulge in heinous criminal activities (that tip is on the house, Subway)



lol that last girl has on a shirt combo that kinda looks like what i wore yesterday wow

JRob&California wrote:

Stego Von Frostengruber wrote:

CaliforniaJRob wrote:lol
see

what had happened was

l'm on a macbook and, brb

lol

bbl, k?

I would like to introduce you to someone.  

is it your lil fren

lol!

If you made a line of computers like that reasonably priced as a Mac alternative, l would be your spokesperson^

it's such a nice computer but she spent  like 1200 ''because they don't get viruses''. l'm trying to get her to look at the mac refurbished section because damn lol.

Yanno how peeps be about viruses...like bro, be more  selective about your porn sites   and get avast or something lol

This really is the best l've seen a 6 year old computer run and still be totally in tact hardware wise though lol. The magnetic charger plug in  also   makes me way more excited than it should

lol it's funny when someone asks you why their computer is so slow, so you check their history and it hasn't been cleared in a billion years and to make things worse it is chock full of virus infested sites like "bang me real hard on the subway.com" and "group secks with the church choir.org" and such classics as "ClownshoeFetish.cum" and etc etc

#co-workerProblems/Twitter.org
"damn dood why is my computer so slow i've tried everything and installed everything put on the internet ever"
"clear your history, son lol. makes computer faster. me smash stick against rock, slay mammoth"

yeah for a 6 year old computer, that's pretty good.  my 8 year old laptop finally died on me last year, well, not completely dead, still starts up but the screen is all jacked up and it won't start in windows and just generally all around effed up in the A, dang

lol

slow azz w i f i at work doh


They dun want the hospital patients having too much fun

Sorry baws l got lost on the slow azz wifi subway on my way back from break

And uh...yes, this is a wig

#cancerpatienthairsalon

wuuuuut
slow azz wifi @ the hospital should be a crime

like, code blue, doc
my wack azz computer is trippin

and doc be sprintin' down the hallway like roadrunnr

RIIIGHT?


lol man

l like dat  job and l'd keep it if it wasnt temp but it's at the ''other'' hospital lol

Yanno, that kinda dark ass hospital without a   ER real department that they do your grandma's heart procedures at.

que depress

Den on my way home l saw an old classmate l used to smoke blunts with lol

let me make it clear, the majority of my blunt smoking was restricted to like 4 people in general

lol like ldek how l used to do it and not vom, l dun like it. Gawwwwwwd l was such a thuggin ass brotein shake back then l can't even

afk/ttyl

brb with moar and MUCH better reply

#LazyFOrumPosters Anonymous.org

lol hai/ '' (:''

JRob&California wrote:Den on my way home l saw an old classmate l used to smoke blunts with lol

let me make it clear, the majority of my blunt smoking was restricted to like 4 people in general

lol like ldek how l used to do it and not vom, l dun like it. Gawwwwwwd l was such  a thuggin ass brotein shake back then  l can't even

the last time i smokd was about a year ago. I made the crude&disgusting soda can pipe (you know, with the holes in it lol) because hell if i would know whatever happened to the nice ones i had about a billion yrs ago tbh

tbph, yeah, it was fun, but i've always been one of those people who like to do it one in a blue moon because chronic use sucks since (4 me, anyway) the effect wears off after awhile

and also, the stuff makes me want to eat an entire McDonalds, and i can't go for that ykwis lol #munchies

JRob&California wrote:lol hai/ '' (:''

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heigh
hye

Stego Von Frostengruber wrote:

JRob&California wrote:Den on my way home l saw an old classmate l used to smoke blunts with lol

let me make it clear, the majority of my blunt smoking was restricted to like 4 people in general

lol like ldek how l used to do it and not vom, l dun like it. Gawwwwwwd l was such  a thuggin ass brotein shake back then  l can't even

the last time i smokd was about a year ago.  I made the crude&disgusting soda can pipe (you know, with the holes in it lol) because hell if i would know whatever happened to the nice ones i had about a billion yrs ago tbh

tbph, yeah, it was fun, but i've always been one of those people who like to do it one in a blue moon because chronic use sucks since (4 me, anyway) the effect wears off after awhile

and also, the stuff makes me want to eat an entire McDonalds, and i can't go for that ykwis  lol #munchies

lmao yes l know all about the crude & disgusting trailer park soda can pipe

yOU ever let the lighter linger a little too long and inhale the metal taste? sht is like O_O


l used to make a little toilet paper roll with dryer sheets tied on each end , l remember because l had that next to the pop can when l was a crude and disgusting juvenile smoking weed in my stepdad's house lol.

l yam the same way. me and that dude went to ''stoner school'' together, l think it's called Ann Arbor Academy but back then it was called Stone School. StoneD School, people had a lot of fun with the name as l'm sure you can imagine.

So like, l went from having smoked weed like 3 times to a school with kids doing it openly all day and not getting in trouble. l definitely got a blunt tolerance pretty quickly but l didn't keep it LOL.

not my thing, l do miss having access to all the people though, it sucks when you don't have anything in common anymore if they're still adult  complete stoners, l don't meet a *ton* of people over 30 who are still at that level but a few lol.

lol, 'wwhat we have here is a failure to communicate' '