And what l meant to say by what l mean by that is...

Well, there are a few things in this life l know

And l may not be a smart man

But the compensatory growth of my left prefrontal cortex of which is a  direct result of the mental retardation in the upper right quadrant has told me one thing for sure:

A long story is made short 

When a short story is made long  EEEEEYYY OOOHHHHHHH OOOOOOO  EEEEEYYY

But seriously, you've been wonderful audience

now look here, Jenny

I may not be a smart man

but i know what compensatory growth of my left prefrontal cortex is

LT DAN: Have you found Jesus yet, GUMP??

GUMP:  I didn't know I was supposed to be lookin' for him, LT DAN

Here's lookin at you, kid

Robert W. California wrote:Here's lookin at you, kid

lmao

u remember that part when Lt Dan's illegitimate child came to visit them in Vietnams and Bubba made a delightful skrimps gumbo for everyone

Robert W. California wrote:u remember that part when Lt Dan's illegitimate child came to visit them in Vietnams and Bubba made a delightful skrimps gumbo for everyone

lol how could i forget that part

remember when the drill sargent came up to Furrest an' Bubba and was all like

"frum nao on, u will speak only when spoken to!  do you maggots understan???"

and Bubba was all like

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is da fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

and Forrest was all like

"Chocolates always said that life is like a box of mamas"


or somethin' like that

well, see what i meant to say was...

now, how it really went down was....


like is like a pot of jambalaya
u never know, son
u
just

never know