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Dang you got our weather

its summa time ooer here doh

An interviewer tried to interview me once

l ate his liver with some fava beans and choked him out on an elevator.

-Hannibel Lecter Crowe

JRob&California wrote:Dang you got our weather

its summa time ooer here doh

lol well i would imagine that it's not nearly as cold as up thar

but it was about 25 degrees this morning

ppl around here are kinda like panzies when it comes to cold weather

like half an inch of snow on the ground is an impending apocalypse or something

JRob&California wrote:An interviewer tried to interview me once

l ate his liver with some fava beans and choked him out on an elevator.

-Hannibel Lecter Crowe

A crow tried to lecture me once

i ate his hannibals with some java beans and a nice espresso

in an elevator with high speed internet access

and Kenny G's "Breathless" playing on loop

u callin me an eskimo

u know how when you wake up and youre still kinda drunk and u ain tryna hear  dat mess

and you eat a yogurt that comes w/little packet of M&M's to mix in

w/ a fork?

yeah me neither

dem vinters in Germany tho

JRob&California wrote:u callin me an eskimo

LOl, yep

nice igloo tho

JRob&California wrote:u know how when you wake up and youre still kinda drunk and u ain tryna hear  dat mess

and you eat a yogurt that comes w/little packet of M&M's to mix in

w/ a fork?

yeah me neither

no guess not


but i found a spork today

and two packets of horseradish from this drunk&greasy ol' pizza dive

the kind of pizzeria/recreation dive that still have the same arcade machines from the 80s and barely work

you can tell it was a roller rink at one time

and survived the 90s, flaunting it's battle scars on its walls

and you know i'm always up to try new things and all

but i doubt those two packets of horseradish would taste very good on yogurt

unless I was pregnant i guess

#deepthouhgts

JRob&California wrote:dem vinters in Germany tho

ya, i can't decide if the winters were colder in Germany or ColoraDo

probably Colorado

well l just happen to be drunk & pregnant and l feel that these unique assets qualify me  as a desirable candidate for:

Fetal & Alcohol Syndromes, Attorney(ies) at law

Stego Von Frostengruber wrote:

JRob&California wrote:dem vinters in Germany tho

ya, i can't decide if the winters were colder in Germany or ColoraDo

probably Colorado

damn, l thought winters in Europe were the stuff of:

''This is the kind of cold that made white people so white over the millenia, children''

or something

JRob&California wrote:

Stego Von Frostengruber wrote:

JRob&California wrote:dem vinters in Germany tho

ya, i can't decide if the winters were colder in Germany or ColoraDo

probably Colorado

damn, l thought winters in Europe were the stuff of:

''This is the kind of cold that made white people so white over the millenia, children''

or something

lol I'd say that's a bit overstated medievally, but i lived in South western-ish Germany.  Those peeps near the North Sea probably freeze their anatomical reproductive organs off, though, I'm sure.

I think Colorado is probably because of the higher elevation .  but don't quote me on that.  I might get beat down by some mad max meteorologists or something.  kids these days, ya know?

just like saying how the Bavarians are like the rednecks of Germany lol

JRob&California wrote:well l just happen to be drunk & pregnant and l feel that these unique assets qualify me  as a desirable candidate for:

Fetal & Alcohol Syndromes, Attorney(ies) at law

honeslty

I think Trey Parker and Matt Stone have met their match

"fuck that guy, he's from Colorado Springs.  Denver rules everything.  We're not your friend, buddy" - South Park Representive


"yeah well, i'm not your buddy, friend!"  - Mouthwash & Coleslaw Attorney, who happens to operate in a van down by the Arkansas River near Cotopaxi, Colorado


on a side note

a pregnant co-worker pal of yore once said that scrambled eggs and Nutella go great together

and I'm just going to leave that at that
true story, not even kidding